Tabloid Hell Time!

It’s that time of the week when ‘tabloid hell’ starts. I thought you might get a kick out of this one.. at lease it’s a rest from the Gerard Butler rumors!
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Man is Brangelina’s ex body guard a lil’ gossip or what!

According to him, Brad Pitt is still carrying a major blowtorch for Miss Lonely Hearts, and they’ve hooked up four times since they reconnected at the 2009 Oscars. InTouch magazine has got all the details in this week’s issue. Personally I think this all smells like it’s got some major Anistank all over it. I guess the whole Gerard Butler sphincter spelunking didn’t do anything, so it’s on to phase II -’operation back with Brad.’ As far as I’m concerned, the magna chinned wonder wins when it comes to the whole Brad Pitt deal, I mean she had him at the height of his beauty, now he looks like the homeless guy selling old ‘Ranger Rick’ magazines on the corner of my block.

“In an exclusive interview, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s former bodyguard reveals that since Brad and his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston reconnected at the 2009 Academy Awards, they have hooked up four times — three times in LA and once in New York — and even recently shared a passionate kiss. “I know that he still loves her,” the ex-bodyguard Bill, who for security reasons chooses only to be identified by his first name, tells In Touch.

In fact, there was one date that Bill says brought them closer than ever — and since then, their relationship has heated up even more. Brad and Jen arranged a secret meeting at the trails off of Western Canyon Road in Beverly Hills on December 9, Bill says.

At 3:30p.m., Jen pulled up to the location in her Bentley, and Brad arrived on his motorcycle. After Brad climbed into Jen’s passenger seat, “They were very cozy, clearly embracing,” Bill reveals for the first time. “Several times, Brad and Jen were hugging and kissing.” After talking and nuzzling for about 30 to 40 minutes, Bill, who was on “paparazzi watch,” advised the pair that they should leave, as photographers were spotted just a few miles away. “Jennifer left first, flashing Brad a quick peace sign and a smile,” says Bill. “Brad jogged back to his motorcycle, drove off and went for an hour bike ride.”

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