Marley & Me 2…Minus Marley?

Hey, we’re not too proud to admit it: We were totally in puppy love with Marley & Me. If there are two things we’re a sucker for, it’s cute-ass pooches and Jennifer Aniston flicks. So you’d think we’d be totally excited when we caught word that they’re making another film about the crazy canine, right?

Well, forgive us for questioning, but how the hell will there be a Marley & Me 2 when Marley, you know, went to that big dog house in the sky at the end of the first movie?

Or is it just going to be called Me?

Nope—we’re hearing at this point that the straight to DVD film will be a prequel to the box office hit. Talk about dumb, how many hijinx could that pup have had before Jen A. and her onscreen hubby snatched him up?

So, the first pooch died. But why not give the tear jerker a proper sequel instead of some lame-ass prequel? This isn’t The Lord of the Rings, after all.

The couple could do the unheard of and, uh, get another dog!

Plot wise, there’s plenty of life left for someone to think up a couple more events Marley 2.0 could ruin—plus, if they flash forwarded a handful of years, we’d love to see Jennifer as the mother of a teen.

Could you imagine the rom-com queen having to have the birds and bees talk with a high schooler while her pesky pooch is humping everything it can get its paws on? Comedy gold, we say.

So why waste the opportunity on a toss-away DVD? We’re sure J.A. and Owen Wilson would be down for round two—people loved their first go as harried newlyweds—and if those two are in, you can be sure the movie would bank at the box office.

We’re not trying to say we’re smarter than H’wood execs, but given the chance, we’d totally chose to hit the big screen instead of the bargain bin.

Then again, maybe we are trying to say we’re smarter.


JENNIFER Aniston has ­tamed Hollywood wild man Gerard Butler – she’s got him to give up his beloved booze and fags.

Jen, 40, had her personal yoga teacher Mandy Ingber put Gerard, also 40, on a hardcore detox programme called The Master Cleanse.

It involves cutting out ­almost everything except raw juices, coconut water and small portions of brown rice for seven days.

A source close to the ­Scottish hunk said: “Until he met Jen, Gerry would never go more than a couple of days without red meat, ­coffee, cigs and ­alcohol.

“He found the diet tough but had to admit that ­after a week he felt amazing.

“He’s into green tea with honey and keeps ­banging on about how great his skin looks.”

In the past Gerard has tried hypnotism, nicotine patches and even laser treatment to quit smoking.

Now he’s joined celebrity fans of the regime, who ­include Gwyneth Paltrow, Beyoncé, Madonna, Salma Hayek and Gisele.

Gerry and Jen have been cuddling up to each other on red carpets in London, Paris, Berlin and Madrid as they promote their new movie The Bounty Hunter.

But they refuse to ­confirm whether they are dating.

Aniston: ‘I Couldn’t Pull Off GaGa’s Style’

Jennifer Aniston has admitted that she would not “look good” in Lady GaGa’s eccentric outfits.

The former Friends star – who yesterday revealed that she would not rule out having botox – said that she has a much more conservative sense of style than the ‘Bad Romance’ singer.

“I’ve got a good team [of stylists], and I always check – is the dress tugging?” she told People. “How do I feel about bending? Can I sit around in it?

“I don’t think I’d look good in some stuff that Lady GaGa has graced us with.”

Would You Do…Jen As A Bad Girl?

Just because she starred in a movie called The Good Girl, doesn’t mean Jennifer Aniston wants to be one. And although her stint on Friends and roles in a half dozen hit-and-miss rom-coms have earned her an “America’s Sweetheart” title, it doesn’t look like the babe wants to accept it.

So do you think Jenny can go bad?

We’ve long touted we think J.A. is a fun-as-hell hon who loves her margaritas, cigs, sun, gal-pals and gay men (maybe in that order?), and that works for her. But it seems in recent years—and especially on the press tour with hairy-assed Gerard Butler—she’s desperate to vamp up her admittedly less-than-naughty looks.

And when Jen showed up at the Madrid premiere of The Bounty Hunter, we felt safe saying she was definitely attempting a new skanky allure.

For a woman well-known for pulling off sexy and classy on the red carpet, Jen’s homecoming dress gone awry was a fashion disaster. Too short, with a sort of lace ruffle for “modesty,” and covered in rhinestone studs, the frock was exactly what Jen has been of late: trying too hard to be bad.

We get it—the chick doesn’t want to be pegged into the “good girl” role. Add on top of that the fact she has a killer body that’s just dying to be shown, and we understand if she wants to amp up her not-so-innocent appeal.

But there are better ways to go about it. Plenty of stars (and no, not just Angelina) can pull off dangerously sexy, yet still look chic. Or better yet, why not play bad in the roles she takes on?

It’s high time Jen A. ditched her romance flicks and mixed it up. Why did Derailed have to be such a one-time type shot? We can just imagine the gal playing a true bad-ass villain—a far cry from Rachel Green or any other hopelessly in love klutz she’s playing.

So what do you think? How exactly should Jen go bad? Or damn her, will she forever be stuck as America’s Sweetheart?

Correct Name Of Jen’s Perfume: Lola Vie

Jennifer Aniston has a sense of humor.

A rep for the actress, 41, confirms to that her first fragrance will be namedLola Vie, which roughly translates into “laughing at life” in French.

Another tabloid incorrectly reported it as “Lola V.”

“I’ve worked on it for over a year,” Aniston recently said of her scent to London’s Capital Breakfast Show. “When they asked, I don’t think they really expected me to be [so] picky. But you’ve got to have it smell right.”

Women’s Wear Daily first reported that the Falic Group, which will release Eva Longoria Parker’s scent, Eva by Eva Longoria, this April, is behind Aniston’s perfume.

The Bounty Hunter star is also a spokeswoman for Glaceau’s SmartWater.

Jennifer’s Musical Movie Update: ‘Goree Girls’ Still On, Script Going Through Rewrites

For those of you who thought you’d never get a chance to see the queen of romantic comedies, Jennifer Aniston, belt out a tune on the big screen, don’t go signing the blues just yet. The star of “The Bounty Hunter” told MTV News that “The Goree Girls,” the musical drama she signed onto back in December 2008, is still going to be made and she will still be singing in it.

“We’re still doing it, it’s going through a rewrite and it should be happening sometime next year,” she said of the movie — which is based on a true story — about a group of 1940s female prison inmates who start a country western band. “I’m still trying to figure out where in my schedule to find its little spot.”

Lola V: Jennifer Aniston’s Perfume Name!

Jennifer Aniston has chosen the name for her first fragrance!

The 41-year-old actress will team up with Falic Group to create Lola V, her first signature scent, according to Life & Style.

“I’ve worked on it for over a year,” Jennifer shared on London’s Capital Breakfast Show.

“When they asked, I don’t think they really expected me to be [so] picky. But you’ve got to have it smell right.”

The scent will launch in the UK this month and in the U.S. later this year!

Jennifer Aniston: Flamenco Dancing Flirt

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Enjoying a fun-filled evening, Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were spotted at the Flamenco Room in Madrid, Spain last night (March 30).

The “Friends” babe spent most of her night tearing up the dance floor while the “P.S. I Love You” stud watched from afar.

Jen and Gerard hit the dance party following the big Madrid premiere of their film “The Bounty Hunter” earlier in the evening.

They’ve been all over Western Europe promoting the flick, including stops in Paris, France and Berlin, Germany.